Link reblogged from Bit Of A Rumbl with 680 notes
Ted Nugent defends himself in the only batshit way he knows how — by digging a deeper hole:
CBS’ Jeff Glor asked Nugent if the Romney campaign had a problem with his NRA comments. Nugent said that the Romney campaign has expressed nothing but support for him after the outrageous remarks. “Stay on course, Ted,” the Romney campaign reportedly told Nugent. “Freedom of speech is a beautiful thing.”
So far, so good. But then Glor decided to point out that Nugent isn’t exactly known as a soft-spoken moderate. And it all goes to hell:
I’m an extremely loving, passionate man! And people who investigate me honestly — without the baggage of political correctness — ascertain the conclusion that I’m a damn nice guy! And if you can find a screening process more powerful than that, I’ll suck your fucking dick!”
After offering Glor some man-on-man action, Nugent then threatened to “fuck” a female CBS producer, turning to her and screaming “Or fuck you! How’s that sound?”
Nugent blamed his remarks on a kidney stone and apologized later. Kind of like turning into a KKK Grand Wizard because of heatstroke, amirite you guys?
KIDNEY. STONES.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kidney stones are a symptom of Jesus H. Christ.
Funny… when I had kidney stones, they hurt like hell, but they didn’t make me a paranoid, racist misogynist.
I had chronic kidney stones for three years and all I did was write a song about it. Ted Nugent is fuckin’ crazy.
Source: cognitivedissonance
Poor Ted. A little new publicity and he’s RIGHT back to the Village Idiot Channel. He was much better off being a...
Wow, thats funny. I never felt the urge to scream threats at the women around me when I was suffering from a kidney...
I dont even..
kidney stones never been funnier
Every time I had a chunk of crystallized mineral ripping through thread-sized passages in my organs, turning my pee the...
HOW FUCKING INSANE